Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Chapter 3: Fizzy sugar 


It was 2:30 pm and I had threw on some pajamas and glanced in the mirror. Did I look  okay? I thought to myself over and over again I may come off as the type of person that doesn't care what people think but deep down I really do, I mean honestly who doesn't?

I was standing there looking at myself very hard and then my sister came... And she just HAD to say something. "You know Juniors and Freshman don't match ... Stop being pathetic and pull out the stuff you guys need for this damn project he'll be here any minute." Damn I hated her so much sometimes I mean really she was so fucking rude always bringing me down ... That's all anyone in this family has ever done for me .. bring me down with their words.
She walked away and I mumbled "I'm pretty sure bleach and tanning booths don't mix you barbie looking bitch." Ugh I couldn't stand her,who did she think she was anyways?
I lost track of time and before I knew it I heard my sister slam the door shut... 'Yay she's gone.' I said in my head. I looked and looked for some flaw... Aha! My glasses... The lenses were totally grimey looking 'Time for a nice wash!' I said to myself.
While washing my lenses a feeling of nervousness flushed over me. I was a nervous clumsy wreck shit was gonna go down.. I tried pulling myself together David was't even here yet.. I could totally calm myself down within a few minutes.. Right?
Walking down the stairs was a surprise.. My heart began pounding like crazy... Leaping and jumping around in my chest like a bunny .... Fluttering like a butterfly... 'Oh fuck me' I said in my head.
"Uh... You okay? You're sister let me in... I can wait a few minutes if you're not ready" David said calmly...I was ready I just left my glasses on the side of the sink and also happened to forget I was nearly blind without those bitches....'Oh fuck me really Melody of all times you forget your glasses .. NOW' I said to myself..
I felt like I was having a meltdown I felt so anxious and jittery that I started speaking fast "Yeah I'm fine, never better I just forgot my glasses let me run up to the bath-- My room so I can go and get them.. They were pretty foggy and yeah... I could barely see.. hahaha! So yeah let me run upstairs real quick and grab those so we can work on this project." I felt like such a dumb ass.
"Damn this skeleton is sexy as hell!" David said jokingly as he realized I was re-entering the room
all I could do was giggle a little bit.
"Ey... You got any soda?" he asked me with a charming look on his face......
I was stuck on his face... Damn his girlfriend sure was lucky... "Oh um sure... What kinda soda?" I said somewhat dolly and prissy shocking myself ..I wasn't trying to sound that way it just happened.. Oh damn him why couldn't he be a loser?
"Anything is fine I just need some sugar... Coach has been down my back lately about what I eat and drink and right now is really the only chance I have to drink a sugary caffeinated beverage... mmmm yum!" He said amusingly.
"No problemo Davido" I said in a nerdy fashion trying to make a lame and corny attempt to be amusing.

I went to the fridge.. Think like a guy I thought to myself. What the hell kind of soda would a guy like to drink? Pepsi, Coke ,Cherry coke, Sprite , root beer... Did root beer count as a soda? Technically no right? Ugh I'm such a mess right now ... I had to pick a soda that would excite his taste buds and create a fizzy tingly explosion that he would savor.
I handed him the soda, you could hear the crisp cracking sound from it opening and then... WOOSH! SSSSSIPP! The soda exploded... What the hell I wanted the soda to explode in his mouth not on him... Oh god ... "Ahh- Gaah- Gheez" Was all David muttered out as the soda was spurting all over the place. Did I shake the soda from being nervous...? I probably did oh god I'm such a cluts I thought to myself.
"Uh... That was totally unexpected I'm so sorry about tha-" I tried to say but he cut me off.
He was looking at his clothes in disgust. "Agh! I'm all wet and sticky now... Could you get me another soda and can I clean myself off a little?
I felt so.. I don't know I just felt weird... "Sure thing.. My bathroom is upstairs on the right second door ... The middle one."
Sooner than later David came down... looking a little cleaner and grabbed another soda... Oh boy I thought to myself watch this one explode too... But it didn't he sprung his head back and chugged the soda.... You could hear the hard thumps in his throat as the gassy soda made it's way down to his stomach.
A deep manly burp escaped David's mouth .. I must admit that was kinda of nasty but I thought it was kinda sexy ... I know he has horrible manners but hey with a gorgeous face like his who couldn't look past that.?
"That was some damn good soda.. I was craving that for quite a while... Thanks Melody" he said with a big cocky grin on his face.
The rest of the night we spent working on our project..  He knew alot more than I thought he would and the thought of him dumping the whole project on me disappeared from my head somehow  I knew he wouldn't do that even though that was what him and his friends were known for ..I didn't understand ...  David was so much smarter than he appeared to be yet he acted so stupid..Why? 
"We're doing awesome so far... You know we might just get some bonus points if Ms.Johnson is feeling nice" He said. I wanted so badly to ask him why he was put in a smaller class... I had an excuse I was shy as hell but still wanted to be in an advanced placement which for me is his grade.. but for him it's like he's failing or something... Should I ask or not I debated with myself for a moment then figured ahhh fuck it , it really wasn't my business.
We did some research for the rest of the time being so we could add more to our model skeleton of the human body. The nervous system and immune system was what we were studying and I felt like I wanted to collapse.. I was tired but I didn't want to see him go...
"What the fuck... SOOO sweat is pretty much diluted pee?" {That's really a fact guys lol}
He asked sounding disgusted. 
"Yup mhmm... The human body is pretty fascinating huh?" I replied. I was guessing this wasn't his niche ... I loved science blood and things like that didn't disgust me. He was the guy and I was the girl yet he was sitting here acting all grossed out hahaha I thought to myself.
He looked surprised "Eh I guess if you're into that stuff it's fascinating ... Things like this I'd rather not know." He said almost sarcastically yet amusing.
A text from his girlfriend ended our little fiasco. It must have been a damn good text I thought to myself... The smile on his face went from California to Maine. Or maybe it was a naked photo whatever it was it sure made him rush to leave. Ugh I totally was jumping the gun in my head, that really was none of my business, besides why did I care anyways it wasn't like I liked him after all he did have a girlfriend.
"I guess I'll see you tomorrow after school so we can finish this." I said as we parted ways and said bye.
Literally we had to finish this the project was due after tomorrow... Ugh why did Ms.Johnson give last minute  assignments that consisted of so much work..?!?!
He left and I stood there smiling in the empty room...He was everything , he was life, he was the stars that shined at night, he was perfection...